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JK: Lari Kemana Uang Century?

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Mantan Wapres Jusuf Kalla, menulis lagi soal century. Pak JK, memberi istilah keren terhadap Century: “Itu perampokan”. Husin yang membaca artikel Pak JK itu di sebuah media. Husin geleng-geleng kepala. Husin berkata dalam hati: “Ini Pak JK kalau berkata-kata, keluarlah asli Bugis-Makassarnya”. Apa gak ada pilhan kata-kata lain dalam bahasa kesantunan, artikulasi kelayakan, ataukah pilihan kata Bugis-Makassar yang halus. “Ah sudahlah, Pak JK memang begitu; polos, blak-blakan”, bisik Husin membatin.

Pak JK dalam artikel itu, maksimal terbingung-bingung. Pertanyaannya selalu begitu; lari kemana uang Century? Yah, lari kemana uang Century?

Pak JK penasaran kemana yah perginya uang itu, kok beliau belum tahu kemana uang itu. Akhirnya, Pak JK memanggil seseorang, dialah Husin:

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Husin, kesini dulu

Iyye Puang

Eh ko sudah baca tulisanku tentang Century?

Iyye, sudah Puang

Eh Husin, ko tau kira-kira lari kemana uang Century?

Iyye Puang, saya tau. Larinya uang Century itu, dekat-dekat dengan yang bawa lari Puang

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3 comments

  1. Hey there! This post couldn’t be written any better!

    Reading this post reminds me of my good old room mate! He always kept chatting about this.
    I will forward this post to him. Pretty sure he will have a good read.
    Thanks for sharing!

  2. katedrarajawen

    ya ampun ke mana ya sebanyak itu? Sudah tahu atau pura-pura gak tahu pak JK kok nanya lagi

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